Thank You Satan for Making Me Gay

This week: accepting your sexuality, and enforcing a “condoms-only” rule.

Midnight Cowboy

This week: being a virgin to gay sex, and my personal douching regimen.

This week: a reader wants to stick hard candy up their butt.

I get a lot of emails that aren’t questions — messages of feedback, thanks, and more. I decided to respond to some of them.

Eat ass like a pro.

An essay about Dad.